Hilarious Jokes for Kids of All Ages

Looking for some good jokes to tell your kids? Look no further! We’ve compiled a list of 100 clean and funny jokes that are sure to make your kids laugh out loud. From knock-knock jokes to puns and riddles, there’s something for everyone in this list. So without further ado, here are 100 jokes for kids:

Knock-Knock Jokes

  1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
  2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to answer the door?

Animal Jokes

  1. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
  2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
  3. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

Puns

  1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
  2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  3. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

Riddles

  1. What has a face and hands but no arms or legs? A clock.
  2. What starts with an E, ends with an E, but only contains one letter? An envelope.
  3. What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg.

Food Jokes

  1. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
  2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
  3. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.

School Jokes

  1. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
  2. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.
  3. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.

Sports Jokes

  1. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
  2. Why was the basketball court wet? Because the players were dribbling all over it.
  3. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.

Travel Jokes

  1. Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
  2. Why did the banana go to the airport? Because it wanted to go on a peel trip.
  3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
  4. Why was the hotel so small? Because it only had one floor.

Music Jokes

  1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
  2. What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moo-sician.
  3. Why did the musician get in trouble with the conductor? He wasn’t following the notes.

Holiday Jokes

  1. Why did Santa Claus go to college? To become a smartie-pants.
  2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
  3. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper.

Weather Jokes

  1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
  3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

Science Jokes

  1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
  2. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
  3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.

Technology Jokes

  1. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
  2. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
  3. Why did the smartphone go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.

Doctor Jokes

  1. Why did the doctor go to art school? To learn how to draw blood.
  2. Why did the dentist go to school? To become tooth-ful.
  3. Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work? In case she needed to draw blood.

Christmas Jokes

  1. Why did Santa Claus go to college? To become a smartie-pants.
  2. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper.
  3. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed to be trimmed.

Pirate Jokes

  1. Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.
  2. What do pirates like to eat for breakfast? Captain Crunch.
  3. Why did the pirate go to the Apple store? To get a new iPatch.

Space Jokes

  1. What did the astronaut say when he landed on the moon? “I’m over the moon!”
  2. Why don’t aliens eat dogs? Because they prefer cat food.
  3. Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter.

Halloween Jokes

  1. What do you call a skeleton that won’t work? Lazy bones.
  2. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
  3. Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders? Because they have a lot of spirit.

School Jokes

  1. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
  2. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.
  3. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.

Doctor Jokes

  1. Why did the doctor go to art school? To learn how to draw blood.
  2. Why did the dentist go to school? To become tooth-ful.
  3. Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work? In case she needed to draw blood.

Food Jokes

  1. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
  2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
  3. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.

Sports Jokes

  1. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
  2. Why was the basketball court wet? Because the players were dribbling all over it.
  3. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.

Music Jokes

  1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
  2. What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moo-sician.
  3. Why did the musician get in trouble with the conductor? He wasn’t following the notes.

Nature Jokes

  1. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated.
  2. Why did the leaf go to the doctor? Because it was feeling green.
  3. What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping? A dino-snore.

Space Jokes

  1. What did the astronaut say when he landed on the moon? “I’m over the moon!”
  2. Why don’t aliens eat dogs? Because they prefer cat food.
  3. Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter.

Halloween Jokes

  1. What do you call a skeleton that won’t work? Lazy bones.
  2. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
  3. Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders? Because they have a lot of spirit.

School Jokes

  1. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
  2. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.
  3. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.

Animal Jokes

  1. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
  2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
  3. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

Pirate Jokes

  1. Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.
  2. What do pirates like to eat for breakfast? Captain Crunch.
  3. Why did the pirate go to the Apple store? To get a new iPatch.