Looking for some good jokes to tell your kids? Look no further! We’ve compiled a list of 100 clean and funny jokes that are sure to make your kids laugh out loud. From knock-knock jokes to puns and riddles, there’s something for everyone in this list. So without further ado, here are 100 jokes for kids:
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to answer the door?
Animal Jokes
- Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Puns
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
Riddles
- What has a face and hands but no arms or legs? A clock.
- What starts with an E, ends with an E, but only contains one letter? An envelope.
- What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg.
Food Jokes
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
- Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
School Jokes
- Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
- Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.
- Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
Sports Jokes
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- Why was the basketball court wet? Because the players were dribbling all over it.
- Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.
Travel Jokes
- Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
- Why did the banana go to the airport? Because it wanted to go on a peel trip.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
- Why was the hotel so small? Because it only had one floor.
Music Jokes
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
- What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moo-sician.
- Why did the musician get in trouble with the conductor? He wasn’t following the notes.
Holiday Jokes
- Why did Santa Claus go to college? To become a smartie-pants.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
- What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper.
Weather Jokes
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Science Jokes
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
- Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
Technology Jokes
- Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
- Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
- Why did the smartphone go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
Doctor Jokes
- Why did the doctor go to art school? To learn how to draw blood.
- Why did the dentist go to school? To become tooth-ful.
- Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work? In case she needed to draw blood.
Christmas Jokes
- Why did Santa Claus go to college? To become a smartie-pants.
- What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper.
- Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed to be trimmed.
Pirate Jokes
- Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.
- What do pirates like to eat for breakfast? Captain Crunch.
- Why did the pirate go to the Apple store? To get a new iPatch.
Space Jokes
- What did the astronaut say when he landed on the moon? “I’m over the moon!”
- Why don’t aliens eat dogs? Because they prefer cat food.
- Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter.
Halloween Jokes
- What do you call a skeleton that won’t work? Lazy bones.
- What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
- Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders? Because they have a lot of spirit.
School Jokes
- Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
- Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.
- Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
Doctor Jokes
- Why did the doctor go to art school? To learn how to draw blood.
- Why did the dentist go to school? To become tooth-ful.
- Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work? In case she needed to draw blood.
Food Jokes
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
- Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Sports Jokes
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- Why was the basketball court wet? Because the players were dribbling all over it.
- Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.
Music Jokes
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
- What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moo-sician.
- Why did the musician get in trouble with the conductor? He wasn’t following the notes.
Nature Jokes
- What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated.
- Why did the leaf go to the doctor? Because it was feeling green.
- What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping? A dino-snore.
Space Jokes
- What did the astronaut say when he landed on the moon? “I’m over the moon!”
- Why don’t aliens eat dogs? Because they prefer cat food.
- Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter.
Halloween Jokes
- What do you call a skeleton that won’t work? Lazy bones.
- What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
- Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders? Because they have a lot of spirit.
School Jokes
- Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
- Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.
- Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
Animal Jokes
- Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Pirate Jokes
- Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.
- What do pirates like to eat for breakfast? Captain Crunch.
- Why did the pirate go to the Apple store? To get a new iPatch.